one. why is it necessary for some people to try making others feel stupid? why is embarrassing or degrading other human beings essential to your satisfaction? oh, it's just so mean.
two. just because i merely suggest that a person cuts down on sodium or mention the endangerment of polar bears or something, DOESN'T mean that i am preaching or trying to convert you to a vegan-tree-hugging liberal. it just doesn't. i am allowed to say things like this, and i am not crazy, either.
three. TRYING TO FOLD FITTED SHEETS.
four. seriously, drivers of seattle: learn how to freaking respond to stop signs. if the person in front of you just went, it is not your turn, also. just...just...just learn how to act appropriately, please.
five. pageant. moms.
six. nicki minaj. i....i just...there are no words. just stop, okay?
seven. when you borrow something from somebody, it is NOT the same as it being gifted to you. you do have to return it. just return it!!! (for the record, i do not mean after a few weeks. that is totally fine. i am talking after months and months, and, erm, years...you need to give it back. gahhh)
eight. if you hit or damage my car in any way....man up and leave an effing note. do i like leaving notes when i am the culprit? no. but i do it because it is the good and decent thing to do. idiots.
nine. tax season, you can go fly a kite.
ten. i need a vacation.
sorry, everyone, but i really just needed to say some of that. instead of just fuming over it over and over. now it is out in the world, and i can just think of other things. other, happier things. like this. so much happy.